STU'S ALPHABETICAL MADNESS

Chapter 1:


Stu woke up from his ancient barrows tomb
wielding the sword of Gorgontor, Lord of throats
He pelvic thrusted his way out, only to be blinded by the day of sunlight, which he rejected INMEDIATELY. Making it night in the thrust of his amazing stone hips.

As the dark fog fell into the room, Stu's eyes glowed a bright green
the walls seeped chocolate pudding like blood from his mother's vagina.

HE'S STILL IN YOU FUCKASS
MOTHER OF GOG

But he rejected both the fog AND the chocolate, like a spoiled brat he did shun both of them away. Stu had the very elements that held the universe together under his eternal command, it was more than just duct tape, there was gum in it too, memories of fixing a circuit box came to him, the smell of dusty recesses invaded his flashback's nostrils, the nostrilalgia was too much for the universe to handle, the memory sneezed and came back to present.

The moon, which held the vissage of Angelica had a wicked smile
there would only be pudding and torment to come.